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Are You Willing To Do Your Part to End Socialism , Will You Take The Tea Party Pledge?

Will You sign this purity pledge before socialism creeps into your life!! To all Tea Party members, I urge you to take the following pledge before it's too late. Please pass it on to fellow members. I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: •Social Security •Medicare/Medicaid •State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) •Police, Fire, and Emergency Services •US Postal Service •Roads and Highways •Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA) •The US Railway System •Public Subways and Metro Systems •Public Bus and Lightrail Systems •Rest Areas on Highways •Sidewalks •All Government-Funded Local/State Projects •Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!) •Public and State Universities and Colleges •Public Primary and Secondary Schools •Sesame Street •Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children •Public Museums •Libraries •Public Parks and Beaches •State and National Parks •Public Zoos •Unemployment Insurance •Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services •Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them) •Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived >From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them) •Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions) •Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking •Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies •Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: •Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History •The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments •The government-operated Statue of Liberty •The Grand Canyon •The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials •The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery •All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare. I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America. I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army. I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees. Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks. Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die. SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD ______. ______________________________________

Public Comments

1. This might be the greatest thing I've ever read. LOL Currently copying and pasting to Word and saving to my hard drive.
2. This is so funny! :)
3. No, you're philosophy of private enterprise is flawed and won't work. No protection for the Grand Canyon?!?!? Really?!?!? You can't go to the zoo or let your kids watch Sesame Street. This is really going to fly with regular people. You guys are nuts.
4. Naaaa....The get togethers are great though !
5. Funny guy
6. Very nice!
7. Yes. On this 3rd day of April, 2010, Jeffery Lewbowski, being of questionable intelligence and a particularly warped mental state agree to the above. I am a Tea Bagger and a complete idiot and should be institutionalized at my own expense.
8. Do you throw poop like the other monkeys.
9. Only for others not for them
10. I don't like you!
11. YES. So great, I added it to stumbleupon.
12. Happily as long as I don't have to pay taxes to support these things while not using them. You see unlike you I have spent 10 years getting self-sufficient and I would love to go completely off the system because I pay far more than I receive
13. The Gov't has to make the 1st move by refunding all of my witheld wages for Social Security & Medicare plus modest interest. I will then sign the pledge. I will not walk away from nearly 40 years of paying for something that I do not use. The rest of it can be cut off tomorrow.
14. Read the definition and learn what socialism is. Then get back to me.
15. Craaaazy!!
16. We don't have a pledge, we don't even have particular leaders. We are an American movement. The kind of people who know right from wrong and will exercise our right to vote. Welcome to the Tea Party Mr.Ari Pagan!
17. i'm not FORCED to participate or utilize any of the afore mentioned systems or visit any of those locations. The health reform act was forced upon us. We had no choice in this new law. as for your pledge, naw, I do nothing for you....
18. If they had their way a black van would come and you would be carried off somewhere never to be seen again for daring to say these things. And how I wish I was joking.
19. The tea party is not a movement it is a cult. Cults withdraw into a group and distrust the outside world. They live in fear that everyone is out for their guns and that they shouldnt pay taxes. Cults are driven by a rediculous unattainable goal, like a fiery apocolypse, or uh... major tax deficit reduction by means of extreme tax cuts. Cults have their own vocabulary, freedom means guns, diplomacy means guns, socialist means black haha. Cult members attribute all of their problems to one simple explanation (obama.)