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Tea Party members, If you are serious would you agree to the following:?

I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also, I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: Social Security Medicare/Medicaid State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) Police, Fire, and Emergency Services US Postal Service Roads and Highways Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA) The US Railway System Public Subways and Metro Systems Public Bus and Lightrail Systems Rest Areas on Highways Sidewalks All Government-Funded Local/State Projects Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!) Public and State Universities and Colleges Public Primary and Secondary Schools Sesame Street Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children Public Museums Libraries Public Parks and Beaches State and National Parks Public Zoos Unemployment Insurance Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them) Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them) Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions) Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments The government-operated Statue of Liberty The Grand Canyon The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare. I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America. I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army. I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees. Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks. Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die Created by Louise Hartmann After you agree you will never have to pay for American Tax's again!

Public Comments

1. Go jump off a bridge, Commie.
2. Somebody posted this same question the other night....I can tell because "Sesame Street" is still on that list.
3. Right after I get to stop paying all forms of tax. That includes property tax, gas tax, telephone tax... too many to list. Democrats forbid I have any thing to say about how my tax money is spent. That would be racist.
4. FALSE PREMISE. Let the government be YOUR mommy and daddy. STATES RIGHTS.
5. if i can opt out of paying for them , i wont use them and can i get a refund for what ive already contributed
6. why must you fear what you don't understand. the tea party doesn't want NO government they want SMALL government. It only worked for the first 200yrs of our country. BTW- most of those government programs you mentioned i haven't participated it. most of the ones i have we provided by my state, or local government, not the central government witch is needed for it to be considered socialist.
7. Most of the programs you listed were conceived of by socialist Democrats, who fund them with our hard working private sector free market conservative DOLLARS. Most of these program are either about to go bankrupt or are going to paid for with your children and grandchildren's paychecks. The defense contractors are private companies. They are not socialist because they are not OWNED by the govt. They do have contracts with and do business with the govt like free market private companies are allowed to do. The security departments are supposed to be in place to protect the United States at home and abroad while Public Works provide an infrastructure like roads, trains etc. Constitutionally that is their function, "to provide for the general welfare". That does not mean to put people on Welfare and drive the men out of the family. If Americans (people born in the richest freest country on the planet) took advantage of all the opportunities given them, instead of making stupid irresponsible choices (like drugs, teen pregnancy etc) the rest of us conservative hard working people wouldn't need have fund so many social programs. People come to America to be the best they can be with hard work and a little luck. You on the other hand think you are entitled to the best without putting in any effort. America doesn't and shouldn't work that way. You don't take from the rich who have earned it, and give to the poor who won't even try. Your liberally biased rant just proves the Tea Partiers are right and we will unseat as many of these Democrats as we can in November. Your inane, socialist policies are unsustainable and will be rescinded.
8. Give me the money that I have already paid in for the past 27 years with interest
9. Hardly a tea member but your list is laughable. schools and emergency agencies are paid with your property taxes. ask your parents this if they own their own home.
10. Good one.
11. I just wish these tea baggers would go away, far away