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What are your chances of getting a whole life insurance policy if you put down as occupation "suicide bomber"?

Life in prison? That would be a good thing. Having everything go according to plan would be a bad thing.

Public Comments

1. seacrest out
2. O
3. lmao
4. Same chances as Bush balancing the budget
5. Zero Nada Not at all
6. lol lol lol um... none
7. They'd love you because you'd be likely to commit suicide in the first 13 months and they therefore wouldn't have to make a payout. you give them money, they don't have to give any return.
8. you can't collect on suicide for the first 2 years so they could take your premiums and then cancel you and make themselves a little pocket change
9. Not so good.... life in prison? Very good.
10. The same chances of Britney Spears getting her kids back. Or Richard Simmons having sex with a woman, Michael Jackson gettign with someone over the age of 10...probably not
11. The question may come up of when your next attempt will be, but your chances are about as great getting the policy as it is for a suicide bomber living through the attack.
12. no chance buddy, they r not fools.... same chances as michael jakson donating to a cancer institute. if the know the risk factor then they wud not give lif insurance without government orders
13. IMAO lol just what i needed before going to bed.......
14. zip!! Good question!! Got a chuckle out of it. Can you just picture the agent's face when he sees occupation: suicide bomber? Heart attack time!!
15. Suicide bombers only get paid once, and that money goes to their family, so you can't really list that as an ongoing occupation.
16. duuuuuuuuuuuude! *jumps* I wanna try that!! hahahaha. I love saying random things just to get a reaction out of people. Like, guys will walk up to a girl and ask to have sex [just jokingly] it's so funny to play along and say sure and taking their and and trying to walk off XD haha. Always fun and gaurenteed a shocked expression.. unless of course your one of my friends then you know to expect that. haha. perversion competitions are always fun as well. *cracks up* oh.. wait.. I'm rambling... oops. sorry >.<
17. 3.5% Justin
18. Less than Zero...
19. Maybe you could invest in a short term policy depending on your level of success on the first attempt. Most insurance companies would consider you a high risk.